Tuesday, August 23, 2011

It's All About Me

Good news -- two entire corporations have merged and reorganized just for me!

It wasn't in the Money section of the paper, probably because that would be too impersonal. Instead they sent me a special card in the mail:

It's about time somebody realized things should revolve around me.

Although there's some crazy lady on a pharmacy commercial who hasn't figured that out. She seems to think it's all about her! "At my pharmacy, it's all about ME. My name is Ellen," she says, "and this is MY pharmacy." I guess it makes sense she'd believe that, because even the store's sign says now that this is indeed Ellen's pharmacy.

I'll bet Ellen is surprised when she finds out I get telecommunications, and she just gets a pharmacy. Mine is much cooler.

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